One of One Ā· Handmade in Vermont
Handmade Skateboard Charcuterie Boards
Real skateboard-deck shapes in walnut, maple, sapele and purple heart. Built for parties, made to show off.
A Charcuterie Board That Steals the Show
Why settle for a plain serving board when you can bring skate culture to the table? Each Funky Flies skateboard charcuterie board is a handmade charcuterie board, shaped like a full-size deck and built in Vermont from stripes of walnut, maple, sapele and purple heart. No two boards share the same pattern.
At 32 inches long, it's a true long charcuterie board with room for meats, cheeses, fruit, veggies and dips, enough for the whole crew. A food-safe finish and non-slip rubber feet make it as practical as it is good looking, and it's a guaranteed conversation starter before anyone takes a bite.
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- $115.00
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- Regular price
- $115.00
- Regular price
- Sale price
- $115.00
- Unit price
- per
- Regular price
- $115.00
- Regular price
- Sale price
- $115.00
- Unit price
- per
Why You'll Love It
A full 8.25" x 32.25" serving surface turns birthday parties, game nights, holiday spreads and backyard BBQs into something memorable.
Walnut, maple, sapele and purple heart are layered into bold stripes, so the natural colors of the wood do all the talking.
Finished with food-safe oil and wax and set on rubber feet, so it stays put on the table and cleans up with a quick hand wash.
The Gift Your Friends Will Remember
Looking for a unique charcuterie board gift? This is it. It's perfect for housewarmings, weddings, hostess gifts and holidays, and it's an easy win for any foodie or skater in your life.
When the party's over, it doesn't get stashed in a cabinet. Leave it out on a counter, shelf or wall as a piece of handmade Vermont art.
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Frequently Asked Questions
ā Understanding Skateboard Charcuterie Boards ā
Wondering how a skateboard charcuterie board holds up at a party? Here's what you need to know about food safety, size, care and our one-of-one boards.
Are the skateboard charcuterie boards food safe?
Yes. Every board is finished with a food-safe oil and wax, so you can serve meats, cheeses, fruit, vegetables and snacks right on the wood.
How big is a skateboard charcuterie board?
Each board is 8.25" x 32.25", the size of a full skateboard deck. That long surface gives you plenty of room for a party-size spread that a whole group can share.
What are the specs of a skateboard charcuterie board?
- Size: 8.25" x 32.25"
- Woods: walnut, maple, sapele and purple heart
- Finish: food-safe oil and wax
- Feet: non-slip rubber
- Made: by hand in Vermont
What wood are the boards made from?
Each board is built from a striped pattern of four hardwoods: walnut (rich dark brown), maple (light and creamy), sapele (reddish brown) and purple heart (deep purple). The pattern is different on every board.
Is every board really one of a kind?
Yes. Each board is handmade in Vermont and no two patterns are alike. The photos on each product page show the exact board you will receive.
Will there be more boards?
Yes. We make these in small batches, and new one-of-one boards are added as they are finished. If the board you love sells out, check back or follow Funky Flies for the next drop.
How do I clean and care for my board?
Hand wash with mild soap and warm water, then dry it right away. Do not soak it or put it in the dishwasher. Rub in a little food-safe board oil or wax now and then to keep the wood looking rich.
Does the board slide around on the table?
No. Small rubber feet on the bottom keep it steady while guests are grabbing snacks.
Does a skateboard charcuterie board make a good gift?
It is one of our favorite gifts for housewarmings, weddings, hosts, foodies and skaters. It is useful at every party and looks like art when it is not in use.