We’re all about the crossroads where funk, creativity, and skate culture meet. Our style is anything but ordinary: bold colors, hand-finished touches, and that signature layered maple you’d spot on a real skateboard deck.
We don’t do generic. At Funky Flies, it’s all about bold color, original design, and real craftsmanship. Every piece brings skate park energy and Vermont maker soul straight into your home. We’re obsessed with that layered, colorful core—because life’s way too interesting for boring. Here, function always comes with a heavy dose of funk.
Our Mission: Positive Impact, Positive Vibes
Giving back is part of who we are. We channel our creative spark to support the communities that fuel our inspiration.
Our mission is simple: stay authentic, fuel creativity, and always put purpose first. That’s not just a motto—it’s our way of life. We support causes that share our energy, like our recent donation to the Uganda Skateboard Society, bringing skate culture and smiles to kids who need it most. When you roll with Funky Flies, you help us give back, one funky fly at a time.
Skate-Inspired Pet Products: Functional Funk
We asked ourselves: Why should pet gear be boring? Our answer is a full lineup of signature pet products that bring real style and next-level function to your pet’s world—from SkateBowls to bold dog bandanas, cozy beds, and practical feeding mats.
Cat SkateBowls: Artistic Flair for Felines
Our Cat SkateBowls are built for the pickiest—and let’s face it, bossiest—members of your crew. With a raised design for easy eating and that unmistakable layered maple, these bowls turn your cat’s dining area into a mini art gallery. Compact, sturdy, and seriously cool, this is functional art your feline will actually use.
Dog SkateBowls: Playful, Practical, and Unique
Dog SkateBowls are where our creativity goes full throttle. Each one is crafted from vibrant, multi-ply maple with true New England skill, turning your dog’s mealtime into something special. These stands are as bold as they are functional—supporting digestion, easing strain, and bringing real-deal skate style to your space. Playful, practical, and as unique as your best friend.
For The Home: Statement Pieces and Artisan Goods
We’re bringing skate-inspired energy right into your living room. The For The Home collection blends creative design with everyday functionality, so every corner of your space can showcase your unique style.
From our iconic Shredder Charcuterie Board to handmade doormats and more, every piece is crafted with that same layered, original style as our pet gear. These are statement pieces that trade the ordinary for functional art.
Mad Flyentist Coffee: Fueling the Creative Grind
Start your day with coffee built for creative minds and relentless spirits. Mad Flyentist Coffee is our premium line, crafted with the same passion for quality and unique sourcing as everything we do.
Pick from deep, bold Dark Roasts to bright Single Origin blends—there’s something for every taste. Want to mix it up? Try our trending Mushroom Coffee and other functional blends that keep you sharp and creative, all with our signature mindful approach.
Funky Flies Merchandise: Wear the Vibe
Join the Fly Army and show your style. Our merch brings Funky Flies’ signature artistry straight to your closet. Every piece is made for comfort, durability, and serious visual punch.
Rock our bold graphic tees, cozy hoodies, and one-of-a-kind accessories to show you live creatively. With original Vermont artist graphics and super-soft materials, you can wear your funk loud and proud. This is more than clothing; it’s a daily celebration of the Funky Flies lifestyle.
Community & Partnerships: Fostering the Fly Network
Collaboration is what keeps Funky Flies moving. We team up with local creators and businesses who share our passion for quality and creativity, bringing you fresh products and new ideas.
We’re proud to spotlight Vermont legends like FNK LOCL, GRYLD CHEEZ, and more. When you pick up these collab products, you’re supporting a whole network of passionate makers and helping our creative community thrive.
Community Love: What Our Customers Say
We could talk funk all day. We could talk funk all day, but it’s even better when it comes from the people who live it.
“I bought the Dog Skatewbowl and it’s officially my favorite piece of pet furniture. The colors are amazing, and it’s sturdy. Worth every penny!” — Sarah T., Brooklyn, NY
“The t-shirt quality is incredible, and the graphic is totally original. I love supporting a brand that actually cares about giving back.” — Leo P., Burlington, VT.
Conclusion: Fly With Us
Funky Flies shows you never have to choose between quality and personality, or between purpose and profit. We’re here for anyone who loves originality, craftsmanship, and making a real impact.
Explore our products, join the crew, and dive into the Funky Flies lifestyle. Every day is your chance to look good, feel good, and do good.
Click here to find your funk and fly with us!